Sorry Beau. I have my card out, slid, and code in while my groceries are checked out. All I have to do is push the YES button and I am on my way.

Now...the other day I was behind a cranky old man in line. He actually OPENED several items to make sure they were fresh before his transaction was complete. And he made the cashier count and re-count his change to him claiming they always cheat him. She was pissed.

So when I got up to the front, I asked with a smile if she would kindly check the manufacturing dates on all my items before checking them through. Took her a minute to get the "Joke". Men are idiots sometimes too, Bo. I know P-Vine has pointed that out to you many times.