beardedbruce, your sonnets are lovely, it is them more than the desire to be last has me starring at my screen for ten minutes waiting for the entire thread to open! (no, I'm not on broadband)
Maybe you'll write one and dedicate it to the last poster. er no, that would make it you, then you'd be writing a sonnet for yourself wich could be entirely confusing, furthermore if somebody posted again, you would have to re write the entire sonne.............

(time for a little less coffe i think) tra la la la la la la.........