I hope this at least gives you a smile.
Got it from a Canadian friend in my email today:

Love Story


I SHALL SEEK AND FIND YOU...

I SHALL TAKE YOU TO BED AND HAVE MY WAY WITH YOU...

I WILL MAKE YOU ACHE, SHAKE AND SWEAT UNTIL YOU MOAN AND GROAN.

I WILL MAKE YOU BEG FOR MERCY... BEG FOR ME TO STOP.

I WILL EXHAUST YOU TO THE POINT THAT YOU WILL BE RELIEVED WHEN I'M
FINISHED WITH YOU.

AND YOU WILL BE WEAK FOR DAYS.



ALL MY LOVE,



THE FLU

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ha! ;-) alice