Drummer is sick & tired of all the comments about drummers being thick so he pops into his local music shop and says,

"I'd like to by that red saxaphone and the silver accordeon please"

The shop guy say's, "You're a drummer aren't you?"

"How did you know!" says the tub-thumper

"Well the fire extinguisher I can let you have but the radiator is fixed to the wall"


'nother drummer goes into another shop and says,

"I'd like a red Fender Strat with a Marshall 100 amp and a red curly lead please!"

The shop guy say's, "You're a drummer aren't you?"

"How did you know!" says the drummer

"Well," says the guy, "This is a wool shop!"