welll..it's not H&J but....

Granny's in the cellar...lordy can't you smell her
Bakin' biscuits on her durned ol' dirty stove.
In her eye there is some matter that keeps drippin' in the batter,
And she whistles while the *snnnfff* runs down her nose.

(this was printed in "Songs for Pickin' and Singin" a 50 cent paperback from 1962...edited by James Leisy...it is now in 27 pieces but I wouldn't trade it....also who still has "Songs for Swingin' House Mothers"? lots of similar stuff there!)