Sounds like the fun you can have with PA systems at big events. They've become wise to paging Mr Hugh Jarse and Mike Hut, but an friend caused uproar in an England/India test at Lord's by getting the PA chap to page a Mr Chodha Banchaud. The English didn't get it, but the Indians pissed themselves - as it translates as something like 'white motherf***er"!