Well, a new development in the spam today... they tagging on a few jokes at the end of the usually "Get your medications cheap" drivel.

Here's a couple from today's sampling (after correcting several spelling, punctuation and grammar mistakes):


A preacher goes into a bar and says, "Anybody who wants to go to heaven, stand up now!"
Everybody in the place stands up except for a drunk in the corner.
The preacher asks, "My son, don't you want to go to heaven when you die?"
The drunk says, "Oh, when I die?... Sure. I thought you were taking a load up now."

*****

After a heavy night at the pub, a drunken man decides to sleep off his drunkenness at a local hotel. He approaches the reception desk, takes care of the formalities and heads off to his suite.
Several minutes later,the drunk staggers back to the reception desk and demands a different room.
"But sir," said the clerk, "You have the best room in the hotel."
"I insist on another room!" said the drunk.
"Very good, sir. I'll change you from 502 to 525."
"Good," says the drunk.
"Would you mind telling me what's wrong with 502?" asked the clerk.
"Well, for one thing," said the drunk, "it's on fire."