Citizen taking his Commun ist exam,
Official," citizen what would you do if you had two houses ? "
Citizen, " I would donate one of them to the party, and let as many comrades as possible share the other one "
Official, " Good answer comrade but what would you do if you had two cars ? "
Citizen, " I would give one of them to the party and would use the other one to carry my fellow workers to and from the factory "
Official, " good answer comrade, what would you do if you had two pair of trousers ? "
Citzen, " this is not a fair question "
Official, " why ? "
Citizen, " I'v got two pair of trousers "


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