What's the difference between a podiatrist and Ginger Baker?


A podiatrist bucks up the feet.



A soprano was making love to her sax playing boyfriend. She had neglected any birth control and said, "Honey, you'd better pull out." He said, "Why, am I sharp?"



What's the difference between a soprano and a pitbull?

The jewelry.




How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Two, I to change the bulb and the other to pull the chair out from under her.