BSeed, you think the mind is dirty, you should see the feet!!

A slingback of shoe shops

A grunge of socks (for that disgusting pile of odd socks found at the bottom of any laundry hamper)

A lick of toes... (hee hee hee)

A dervish of disco daddies - we've all seen them, fathers dancing at discos, like windmills, feeling like John Travolta, looking like Mr Snuffleupagus, dressed like Oscar the Grouch....

LTS