Hmmmm, interesting, yer man McCuskger did the "moth" joke at Sidmouth back in August, the Connolly did it in N.Z.

I wonder who learned it from whom?

You didn't get to see either? Well then, adopt a Scottish accent (or do your Tommy Cooper voice - it works just as well) and repeat . . .

Man turns up at his doctor's and says "You've got to help me. I think I'm a moth".

Doctor says " Well, you don't want me, you want the psychiatrist down the hall"

"Yeah, I know. I was on my way there when I noticed your light"

Gray D