If Mouldy and Patrish are going to discuss knickers at the Jug(Thats panties in USA) Then I might play a mouth harp!! 2nd Our Matthew (Yorkshire saying for my son!) age 11 has just really got into performing arts. He's done scout gang shows here and in Warrington, he's in the local amateur operatic society doing King and I and NOW just passed the audition to sing in Joseph and his t'colour dreamcoat at Bradford Alhambra with the London cast next month. He only gets A' and B' in his school reports.He loves Folk and heavy metal! Every one thinks the sun shines out of his backside- His mum and me know different!! His sister Freja (7) gets 20 out of 20 spellings each week at school and sings like an angel