Go to a lab... buy a mink... take it home and let it loose in the back yard... you'll have a maggot bloated DB in hardly any time at all...

"will soon become a model for disenfrachised(sic.) grouping"
So in other words, "Oh whaaaa... the world isn't exactly the way -I- want it to be, so I'm gonna be a suck and throw a tantrum till I pass out or until a cop bashes my head in with a club"

Well, as long as you ONLY hurt yourself, go right ahead... the world needs more Darwin Award Candidates