Okay, so there is something more difficult than flying. Landing!
Note to self: try not to fly for extended periods as you start thinking like a bat! Changing back to human form while hanging upside down could be hazardous to your health!

Unfortunately I seem to be getting hungry and I know where that leads. Time to head it off before someone else ends up punctured and drained. The bloodbank probably has at least a few pints that can't be used because of possible contamination. What me worry? I'm already dead! It can't get much worse than that. I know what you're thinking and I'm just as disgusted. Please remember that this has been thrust upon me and I will see it to an end.

Checked the yellow pages. Theres one near the airport so I can dine and catch a flight. What? Fly all the way to Australia? I'm dead not crazy! I'll have to steal into the cargo bay in bat form and find a nice warm spot to hang (groan) until we get to Oz.

Found the place. New building with no windows that can be opened. Ventilation duct on top, can probably make it through in my current form. Don't even want to think about trying for a mist. I've never seen Vlad try it, it's probably an exageration. Whoa! Fan blades! That was a close shave (literaly). Got to be more careful. I might be dead already but it's not going to help being dead in little slices.

Let's try the front door shall we? Damn! Walked into the glass doors! Must be a light beam instead of a pressure mat. I guess no reflection means nothing to break the beam.

I must have made more noise than I intended. The security guard came out for a look around. A quick change and I'm through the door. I'll just wait for him to fall asleep behind his desk again and then it's a round on the house. I've got about five hours before the dawn flight out. It's probably pushing my (lousy) luck but hopefully I won't be too singed!