At a USSR communist party conference a young comrade was called to a superior comrade. The superior comrade said: "We have intelligence that a US spy is among the 869 people listening to the speech of comrade Breshnew about all the successes of socialism. Find out who he is." The young comrade went away and little later pointed out a man as the spy. The man was arrested and after a bit of the right treatment confessed he was a US spy.

The young comrade was called at a meeting of superior comrades, got a medal and a big praise for his quick success. "But", said the chief comrade, "there's one thing left I'd like to know. How did you find out the spy so quickly?"

"That was easy, comrade in chief", beamed the young comrade, "I only had to follow the well known maxim from Lenin who often has said: The enemy of the working class never sleeps."

Wolfgang