Sophocleese, you may have been showing her the wrong page of the book when explaining..... We have a splendid book all ready for the day she asks where babies come from... and it isn't a Mothercare catalogue either! It's called 'Mummy laid an egg' and was banned from at least one library department I worked in because of the page 'These are some of the ways that mummies and daddies fit together....' I never found anyone to try the balloon one, but I am a girl of ample proportions... maybe the Good Year blimp, but never an ordinary balloon....

Perhaps the most distressing of her habits is to 'display' like a Sheil ne grig. Go look it up. Not nice.... Ah well, gets the air to it I suppose..

And thanks for the warning, so I have another 4 years of the nudity thing do I?

Sorry, this is getting remarkably like the unashamed gloating over kids page.

I think I would probably die laughing if someone referred to my bits as the 'love place', but then, they are so infrequently the topic of conversation, so I suppose I'm spared...

LTS