Oh you'll never get to heaven
in a biscuit tin
cos the lord don't let no crummy ones in

Oh you'll never get to heaven in a biscuit tin cos the lord wont let no crummy ones in I ain't gonna grieve my lord no more. I ain't gonna spit, I ain't gonna swear, I ain't gonna... gee I wouldn't dare I ain't gonna grieve my lord no more

Oh you'll never get to heaven
in (guider's name)'s car
Cos (guider's name)'s car
won't go that far