Four Americans, all with a passion for golf, friends meet up after many years apart and decide to ply a four handed game.
While one is off sorting out the green fees, the other three start talking about their children:
The first boasts "My son owns a string of car dealerships throughout Nevada, as generous? Only a few weeks ago he gave a friend of his a brand new, top of the range BMW".
The second looked up "My boy's in Nevada too, he runs his own construction company. Recently he gave a friend a new house, free and clear".
The third, not to be outdone pipes up. "My son is in finance, three months ago he gave a friend of his a stock portfolio worth $100 000"

At this point the fouth player returns.

"Hey, we were just talking about our kids, what's that boy of yours doing these days?"

"Oh, Donny has moved to Las Vagas, he's a dancer in a gay club"

The other players are smirking to themselves at this news

"Mind you, he's not doing too badly, in the last three months, three of his lovers have given himm a house, a brand new BMW and $100 000 worth of shares".