Post Chernobyl lyrics to "Rudolph The Red-nosed Reindeer" 1999 by
Smokey Dymny:

Rudolph the red nosed reindeer had a very shiny nose
And if you ever saw it you would even say it glows
All of the other reindeer looked so wasted and so lame
They seemed to be unable to join in any reindeer games

Then one day some scientists came with their fancy stuff
They looked all over Finland, and they began to tut, tut, tut

Now we know why old Rudolph had a very shiny nose
The lichen he loved eating, was poisoned by a nuclear dose.
Now all those nuclear scientists shouted loud and danced with glee
They're sure that radiation, will do a job on you and me!