As Executive Tassle Tester, I can safely say that no, you do not want a cat pouncing anywhere near there. The only way they can be safely Pussy proofed, is if you only wear them on your top half.

They have been risk assessed, tested by a Canadian firm, investigated vigourously, chemically enhanced and looked by the cat. They passed with flying colours expect the Cat scan and the Lab test.

Do not use whilst driving, may contain nuts.

LTS