Thump.. Scuffle... Thump... Meeeooowww... Thump.. Prrraarrppp!! Scritch... Thump... CRAAAASSHHHH!!!!! Claws desperately searching for purchase on the clean bar-room floor, a very surprised MadCat slides inelegantly over to the kitchen door.

Well, really! Fancy putting in a Cat-Flap that only lets a Kitty out..... Anyone would think they didn't want us Cats in here! Hmmm, not started roasting in the kitchen yet I see. These little fresh cream chocolate truffles are yummy (hic), but the bits of paper get stuck in teeth and are the very devil to spit out. It's all a bit tidy in here, where's that spitoon?