New.
Cleaner.
Fluffy.
I dont holds with all this new fangled stuff. It aint..........traditional.
I kinda liked the old place, complete with its various holes & creeping thingies.....
I might try the real ale, but aint too sure about *foaming*. Last time I did *foaming* was just before the barium enema!
That reminds me, where is this chap Bill gonna stick his apple? Only I've got me trusty 12 bore ready in case of carol singers.