Does that include my cousin, Carol?

Now your peppering everyone and everything has put tiny little holes in the woodwork. This would normally let woodworms in, but the pepper will keep them out. So I guess it's just a case of instant antiqueing of the place.

Don't forget though that I'm packin' two of Sam Colt's finest, both of 'em Walkers and I'm dead accurate with 'em. And this here star pinned to my chest gives me the authority to 'rest you.

(I really should pin that star to something besides my chest sometime, I think. It's actually quite painfull and fairly bloody.)

Jist remember the old story: One riot, one Ranger.