...er hello, I am from England and would like to enquire about rooms. Do you have accomodation? You do - ah good......pardon, how long? Yes....er....right.....I was thinking about... er... 'til the end of January 2005 or slightly after - you know, 'til it all blows over. Oh that's good. Again? - Ah, If it's ok with you, I'd like the room at the front - I don't want to be disturbed by that woman stuck in the tree. Porter? er no thanks It's ok - I only have a small bag. I'll manage. Thanks. Er, no newspaper thanks. And no alarm call please - don't worry - I'll know when it's January.....