Indoor toilets? Gettin' real citified back east, aren't ya?

Not all of us. Done plenty of meditation time on a two-seater, mid-winter with the freezing updraft chilling my byootocks. Could almost reach around and snap it off `stead pinching off then.

My buddy's pa-in-law had his own way of dealing with the season's leavings in the camp kybo. He claimed you needed to drop a roadkilled animal in there to get things working and broken down. We said lye would work better, but he claimed nothing beat a truck-smucked skunk. Of course, he IS an idiot.