Tarzan posted as a GUEST on another thread and said this:

"Sir joHn right! Me and Jane only good people in jungle. Others not worth bag of elephant shit. Cheetah agree too, but that not mean much. Cheetah big dumbass. Cheetah think "Chongo Chimp, Primate Eye" cool. Chongo shite.

Tarzan go now. Jane in heat."


Isn't that marvelous? I think we need to hear more incisive comments like the above from the Lord of the Jungle. I challenge all and sundrie (Guests included) to compose further Tarzan soliloquies in the Apeman's inimitable style! Kreegah!