Christmas Message: good ideas about sharp knives

"Mudcat Christmas Tavern too....?" "Sorry I'm Republican and Christian!" "You must leave now!!"

Tarzan talk!!! (Second Joke Thread for 2004)

"Where is everyone from?" "Ukraine!"

Voting problems arising (Elections do not make democracies)

What ever Happened to Mudcat Tavern? elf'elp!

Canine/Cat Conspiracy: Matter and Spirit

"Who will inherit your instruments?" "Home run hitters-- Only one of many!"

Kofi Annan is an arrogant asshole; what's the Holes in CD's for then?

~S~