Oh come on... it was so bloody obvious that the crocodile was rubber and the lion was older than God... even the Rhino looked like a cow with a rubber horn.....

If he were an Urban jungle man, he'd have a cherry red Porche, a miniscule mobile phone, an Armani suit in leopard print and wear a thong..... everything supposed to impress the ladies and doesn't do any such thing.... That loin cloth wasn't all THAT big!!


I always preferred the hairy baddie... what does that say about me!

LTS