My Dear Mr. Ell,

Has occurred to you that, in the 1980's (or was it late 70's?) remake of "Tarzan", the Lord of the Jungle received the pleasure of frolicking naked in a stream with Bo Derek. If you don't mind my asking, when was the last time you got to frolic naked with Bo Derek?

We all know that the answer is "Never" unless one takes into account all the hours you spent with one or more of the issues of "Playboy" in which "pictorial essays" of Ms Derek were so prominently featured.