Playing Inside-forward for Sheffield United FC and England, but:

1. There aren't any "Inside-forwards" any more.
2. I'm 57 and, I guess, maybe too old for the job now.
3. I've got a "glass back".
4. My big toe (left foot) hurts whenever I kick a ball.

I guess I'll just have to be content sitting here in an office that overlooks an idyllic village cricket ground in the heart of THE MOST beautiful countryside on the edge of the Peak District National Park, filling in the blank spaces in my day by amusing myself reading posts to Mudcat forum and looking forward to playing more music in one of the many local folk club venues.

Gee - it's a hard life; someone's gotta do it I guess.......