The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #76111   Message #1349959
Posted By: My guru always said
07-Dec-04 - 11:33 AM
Thread Name: BS: Mudcat Christmas Tavern too....
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Christmas Tavern too....
Gracefully descending from her perch, the MadCat carefully slinks across to MMario with a hungry look in her eye. Losing her grip on the floor in an occasional splat of Jello she tries the old claw trick for some purchase, but look, no claws!!!!

EEEEkkkkkkk!!!! she shrieks as she scrambles frantically for a foothold, all four paws pointing in different directions with only her tail keeping her upright.

A passing Catter accidently shoves her sideways, she gathers momentum & heads straight for the Christmas Tree! Oh no, not the Christmas tree again, she thought, closing her eyes & caterwauling at all & sundry!

Straight under the braches, hitting her head on the truck, the MadCat is now unconcious & dreaming of Flutterbys.....