WHAT THE F...!

Imagine my frustration...I have absolutely no idea what the Addams Family theme sounded like, having never watched the show!

I like the poetry though.

So, it appears that I am stuck with the label of "broke-dick mamalucca", due to the kind attentions of that sap-headed simpletonian, Spaw. So be it. I can take it. I have Shatner on my side, and that is enough.