My Missus is as houseproud as they come so when I go I'm gonna be cremated and have my ashes scattered on our front room carpet

Then there was they gay who died - His loving partner had him cremated then mixed him into a Vindaloo Curry just so that he could tear his arse up one last time

Juan P-B

PS - Nice to see Martine Gibbon is still getting up peoples snotters!!