What if the repair candidate is a total piece of junk and the guy just wants it fixed to look okay, but not necessarily play well?

A friend wants me to fix the bridge on his Lotus. The thing is covered in paint and electrical tape, and also has a few holes in it from a .22 rifle. I don't know why he cares, but he wants it fixed.

Would Hysol Epoxy or regular wood glue work?