As much use as a chocolate condom (although you could eat them if your date turned out to be) As stiff as bowl of soup, Bent as a safety pin, Pissed as any three farts (the UK sense, meaning drunk), Limp as the last chicken in the shop. LTS
As stiff as bowl of soup,
Bent as a safety pin,
Pissed as any three farts (the UK sense, meaning drunk),
Limp as the last chicken in the shop.
LTS