Duck's head appears over the parapet!
"Oi Frisbee"!
"You may have a plastic head you can skim across the room, but that doesn't entitle you to 'Volunteer' us web-footers for child minding."
"I've known Squeakie Minor for long enough to know you don't aproach Limpet without suitable body armour."
"By the way - why is Squeakie covered head to foot in chocolate?"
"Barkeep - that reminds me - have you a barrel of Young's Chocolate Stout behind the bar. Pour me a good measure and I'll send down the basket! Cheers!"
Quack!