Your perfidious nature and low instincts never cease to amaze me, Spawk...

I have now listened to the friggin' Addams Family theme music...and...it turned out to be EVEN WORSE than I had feared!!!!   That tune has all the charm of a dead hog that's been ripening in the sun for a few days. It sucks like a black hole. I figure it may have been composed by Jerry Lewis or Wayne Newton or one of their most avid and least talented admirers. It's stupendously annoying. I thank God I was spared viewing the show in all its tacky wonder.

I have survived viewing "Three's Company", but the Addams Family might just have been too much!