And in this cage we have the rocky mountain goat,
Which lives high in the mountains, and leaps from rock to rock.
As he leaps he farts.
What scientists can't tell us is whether the fart makes him leap,
Or the leap makes him fart!

And in this cage we have the elephant, "Don't go near that cage madam!"
The elephant drinks ten gallons of liquid a day, "Don't go near that cage madam!"
The elephant eats a ton of food each day, "Don't go near that cage madam!"
And the elephant shits.... "Too late madam, Joe, dig her out!"

Cheers

Nigel