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Thread #73456 Message #1353743
Posted By: GUEST,Peg Leg Pierce - Spokespirate
11-Dec-04 - 02:48 AM
Thread Name: Songs for national speak like a pirate day
Subject: RE: national speak like a pirate day, sunday
When we beat the elves in the Boxing Day winner-takes-all-the-Holidays football Match..EVERY DAY WILL BE NATIONAL/INTERNATIONAL TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY!
And...Christmas will be twice a year. Those are our Campaign promises along with Beer for every man, baubles for every good looking wench.
We're gonna hand those elves their pointy little heads on a platter. They better not cheat, those sneaky elves. They did last time we played for who gets to take over the holidays. Now we want revenge AND CHRISTMAS.
Match begins 12:01 AM at The South Pole...not the geographic South Pole mind you, but the MAGNETIC South Pole. It would be just like those Elves to claim we didn't specify. The rotters.