I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.

Remember, the Ark was built by amateurs; the Titanic by professionals.

I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.

Place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you want remembered.

Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please use back door.

The Priest unveiled the church's new campaign slogan last Sunday
"I Upped My Pledge - Up Yours."