The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #15247   Message #135424
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13-Nov-99 - 09:22 AM
Thread Name: BS: Cat farts.
Subject: RE: BS: Cat farts.
Have 4 of the critters running around. Bailey, Billie, Barney and Big Al. Try to say those 4 names fast. The first 2 aren't so bad as far as the SBDs go. They have other anoying tricks. Bailey can puke up a hairball the size of Texas pretty much on command- mostly if she's pissed off about something. Wished I could have whatever's in it tested and patented. It strips the finsh right off what ever she decides to puke on. Think this is how Homer Formsby got his start?

Billie is pretty much anti social. When he does decide that he needs some attention (about every 2 weeks and usually just to let me know he wants the warm spot on the couch and I really out to move my fat arse), he drools- gallons!

Big Al and Barney ( I call them "the boys") are a persian and siamese in that order. Both are prone to SBDs, usually reserved for when I have company or when Barn decides he wants to sleep "under the covers". I think they are both trying to set the record for "Hang Time"

Feed them Deli Cat- had to find something after they quit making "Thrive"- thought there was going to be a revolt over that! None of them will even touch canned food. Bailey and Barney like the dog's food as well. Barney will eat just about anything- food off the stove while it's cooking if I'm not careful. Thank heavens for lids.

Used to have a cat growing up named Patches. Ugliest cat you ever saw- worst temperment also. If she got mad at you she would pee on something with your scent. She discovered that if peed down the floor register in the dining room, it would drip onto my brother's pillow in his bedroom in the basement.

Laura