Cor! Wot a splendid occasion it was. I'm not ashamed to admit I cried like a baby, I did. Well, summat like a baby. It's celebratory drinks all around and a Christmas bonus for the staff at both 'ouses like never before! I'm right sorry to 'ear from those wot 'ave broken 'earts tonight and I can only say: 'ave a drink on me! And then 'ave another! It's the best remedy. It's wot I intend to do right now, so I am signin' off!

Albert McSwiggins, Gardener