...and I have a BUNCH of the Ashleigh Brilliant cards...

"I was educated once, and it took me years to get over it."

"If things don't get any better, I may have to ask you to stop helping me."

"As long as I have you, I can endure all the troubles you inevitably bring." (my wife & I use this a LOT..*grin*)

"When I say nothing, I don't necessarily MEAN nothing."

"I could do great things, if I weren't so busy doing little things."

"Appreciate me now, and avoid the rush."

"Wonderful! You have some of my favorite problems!"

"Everything is controlled by a small, evil group; to which, unfortunately, nobody I know belongs."

"There has been an alarming increase in the number of things I know nothing about!" (one of my all time favorites)