Hey, I tell ya' the eggplant was good and the pineapple was even better, but if you want to fire something out of your ass with real velocity, a smooth trajectory, and lots of stopping power, go with rutabagas. An even bigger advantage to assfired rutabagas is that whereas the eggplant just bounces and the pineapple splatters, that fockin' rutabaga will go right through the windshield of your neighbor's Mercedes!

Spaw