As I was a-soaking one morning in jello, I spied a duck wrangler a-swimming along. His head was throwed back and his limbs were a spinning, As he swam up a-singing this song.
Whoopee ti yi yo, git along, rubber duckies, It's your misfortune and none of my own, Whoopee ti yi yo, git along, rubber duckies, For you know Wyoming will be your new home.
Some fellows they rub a duckie for pleasure, But that's where they've got it most awfully wrong, For you haven't an idea the trouble they give us, As we go a-driving them duckies along.
Whoopee ti yi yo, git along, rubber duckies, It's your misfortune and none of my own, Whoopee ti yi yo, git along, rubber duckies, For you know Wyoming will be your new home