The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #76111   Message #1356987
Posted By: Geoff the Duck
14-Dec-04 - 05:20 PM
Thread Name: BS: Mudcat Christmas Tavern too....
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Christmas Tavern too....
A head appears over the parapet from the Minstrels Gallery.
"What's all that commotion down there then???"
"Did I hear my name being taken in vain?"
"Why is that squid back? I thought I'd given him the bus fare back to the docks!"
"And who's that 'Duck Herd' in the reflective jacket? (Probably only a joke to those who live in 'Ull).
It's getting too rowdy in here for us that just want a quiet drink with the odd brass band and chip supper.
He opens the shutters on the far side of the landing and lets a Blue Clicky fly through the window. It rests on an ornately carved pedestal half way along the balcony and sings to anyone who tickles it gently behind its neck.