Boo Hoo! I can't do blue clickies.

Can I have a blue clicky for Christmas please Dad. Can I please. I'll be good all year. PLEAAAAAaaaaaaaaaassssseeeeee!!!

Reels back from cuff round ear and falls on duck on floor. Still, no harm done as woman stroking duck broke the fall. Suddenly surrounded by blue things (some people will do anything to advertise).

The squid sits in a corner begging for the bus fare back to the docks as he spent the first lot on wine, women and thong. At least he thought it was a thong, in reality it was an octopus luggage strap. What an octopus needs luggage for I don't know.