Great blithering heavens, this outdoes the market tabloids by a good measure! Here I am choking and spluttering (with laughter) into my cafe au lait as I witness the last few hysterical entries onto what I had hoped would be simply a thread of normal marriage congratulations...but no, I had forgotten, this is Mudcat Cafe, last refuge of the mentally incompetent, the morally challenged, the cretinous yahoo, and the spiritual pygmy!

Ha! Well it makes for some amusing reading at any rate.

I know about you, Hector "Bollocksworthy". You are irretrievably mad, lost in a world of self-created delusions. No one takes you seriously, aside from that little gathering of people who have fascinating stories to tell about how they have been abducted by aliens and taken to Mars to visit Elvis! Ha! Ha!

There are no such photographs as Raggytash claims. There never were any. Give it up. I'm going to let Penelope type here for a bit...

- WWJ

* Penelope *

Well, I just want to say that we are having a simply lovely time in the Costwolds, and no, we do not wish you you here, Bee-dubya-ell, Raggytash, etc....we only wish that you, like Hector Ballsworthy, might someday recover some measure of grace and sanity, assuming it was ever there in the first place, that is. TTFN,

* PRW-J