....sniff....snarkh...HAAAWCKKHHH~PHOOOOOIEEE!!
Dang Spaw, thet tale allus brings tears to my eyes ebvery year. Chritsmas wiffout Spaw blowin' somphing up is like the holidays wiffout "Miracle on 34th Street", or that obvther one with Jimmy Stewart..."The Giant Rabbit in my Stocking Hung by the Fire". Mebbe it were "Hung by his Nuts"...I cain't remember.

Anyhow, Merry X-mas Spaw and thanks for refreshin' this thing. I reckon that you and CLETUS, Pa, and the canadian fellers are on the outs lately or thar would be some new tales and adventures. What habv caused this terrible riff, by the way?

Yores,
Tweed