I will be playing a good paying gig tonight after I leave my good paying job.

I'll kiss my pretty wife and go.

You on ther other hand will no doubt teach your students how to whine and play guitar about as well as fingers on a chalkboard.

You are Al Franken's puppet, Don. He wants to own your butt hole.

You are so obsessed with what I say you will be back to check this first opportunity. If not, you will be trying to remember what it was like decades ago when you had your last erection so that it helps aleviate the blood flow pressure to your already smarmy swollen head.